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By Herring (Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 08:37:19 AM EST) (all tags)
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So, yeah, yesterday morning I had an appointment with the knee surgeon - sorted out by my private cover. Things noticeable at the private hospital: the building itself is just much nicer than an NHS place. Also, the nurses don't look so tired and depressed - and they seem fitter. Some of the radiographers are pretty fit too.

The main thing to notice is that, if you are used to the NHS, the speed at which everything happens is quite frightening. Arrive, sign disclaimer, see consultant, get X ray, see consultant again and out in the space of 60 minutes. This idea of spending longer with the doctor than in the waiting room is ... interesting.

Also, the car park is free. At my local NHS hospital, you get done for £3 even to drop off a referral form.

Anyhow, after consultation the doc can do the operation (arthroscopy) next Thursday. I've never had a general anaesthetic before so slightly nervous. The downside is that I wont be able to make either LHuSi beers or Ricky Gervais (on Saturday).

Anyone want to buy a Ricky Gervais ticket? Hammersmith Apollo, Saturday.

Of course, this being private, I have to get confirmation from my insurer that the procedure is actually covered, otherwise I get landed with a huge bill.

Of course, a lot of private work is done in NHS hospitals using NHS trained staff and NHS equipment so getting an actual private hospital is a bit rare.

For USians: if I stayed within the NHS, yes I would get the procedure done (probably by the same surgeon) but I'd have to wait a few months and the hospital wouldn't be as nice. Probably the nurses wouldn't be as nice either. The NHS is good at the life-saving stuff, but the "bit of a dodgy knee" type conditions are, understandably, given lower priority.

BTW: LCC provides its employees of all grades with private medical cover, not just "senior" people (like Crap Corp did).

In other news, saw Andy Parsons last night at the theatre (spare ticket going at the last minute). If, like me, you dno't find him that funny on Mock the Week, then you'll not find him that funny live. If you do find him funny on Mock the Week, then you'll have heard all the material before.

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Eh? by motty (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 08:40:33 AM EST
You saw a tree surgeon?

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I see by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 09:35:53 AM EST
you're still on the waiting list for the audiologist then.

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Health insurance through work by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 08:56:29 AM EST
My flatmate discovered his optician adding stuff onto the bill that he hadn't done. Chaos ensued.

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I seem to recall reading somewhere by Herring (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 09:12:47 AM EST
the in the US, there's estimated to be $17 billion worth of health insruance fraud per year.

They give the invoices to me, then I send them on so I should see what's being charged for (and how much).

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. - Bill Bailey
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I will never speak to you again, class traitor by DullTrev (4.00 / 3) #5 Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 09:36:59 AM EST

I'm so ashamed to know you. You claim the nurses were fit, but you provide no photos. SHAME ON YOU.


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class traitor? by Merekat (4.00 / 2) #6 Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 09:42:49 AM EST
Or implementing from each according to his ability, to each according to his need? You can pay, so someone else who can't moves one place up the queue.



Or by R Mutt (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 09:52:00 AM EST
One of the finite number of NHS-trained surgeons does a private operation on Herring instead of an NHS operation. Thus moving all the NHS patients one place further down the carefully-triaged list...

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what way do their contracts work? by Merekat (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 10:12:55 AM EST
It would be sensible that a defined amount of their finite time must be spent on NHS work and that it would be fair to assume, given the nice cars they often have, that they rarely exceed this amount.

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Unverifiable by Phage (2.00 / 0) #9 Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 10:29:24 AM EST
But given that the supply of doctors is artificailly throttled by the NHS...

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Woah - parallel universe by Herring (2.00 / 0) #13 Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 11:44:22 AM EST
We seem to have swapped sides.

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. - Bill Bailey
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Er, no by DullTrev (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 11:01:03 AM EST

From each according to his ability: those that can afford it would pay...

To each according to his need: ... but wouldn't get seen before those who had been waiting longer.


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shh by Merekat (2.00 / 0) #11 Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 11:02:10 AM EST
I'm trying to make herring feel better...

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You're trying to make him feel better? by DullTrev (2.00 / 0) #12 Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 11:07:53 AM EST

Are you being paid by his health insurance too?


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Selling out to superstition by Alan Crowe (2.00 / 0) #14 Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 02:22:27 PM EST

As the New England Journal of Medicine puts it

In this controlled trial involving patients with osteoarthritis of the knee, the outcomes after arthroscopic lavage or arthroscopic débridement were no better than those after a placebo procedure.
You are submitting yourself to faith based surgery, may Dawkins have mercy on your soul.

OK, I'm putting it a bit too strongly, but the Cochrane Collaboration is the place to go to check on the evidence base for medical procedures, and arthroscopy needs more study.





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